Nite Crawl

April Nite Crawl

By Roger Anderson 

Congrats to Rochester “Guitar Hero” teen, 16 year old Chris Chike who is now a Guinness World Record holder for the highest score for a song on the video game “Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.”  In fact, I think I will have a Guinness to celebrate, cheers! . . .  Heather Mills rakes in 48.6M via Sir Paul ordered by a London judge, -wow that divorce was pretty costly, but wait a second only 751.4M left in assets, see ya! . . . For more Mop-Top news, famous Beatle guru Maharishi died in February.  How about a little transcendental meditation, -ok that’s enough.  Also, don’t forget, the world’s greatest drummer of all time, Ringo Starr has a new disc, “Liverpool 8.” It has a nice beat to it! . . . Bon Jovi shoots some video footage before concerts in the Twin Cities, that a boy!  . . . Dave Clark Five singer Mike Smith died in February less than two weeks before the band was to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last month on March 10th  . . . 10,000 BC in theatres everywhere! . . . Local musician, Wain McFarlane all good after a kidney transplant, rock on! . . . The soulful Jenny Craig, Etta James April 1st @ Mystic Lake . . . Stones Scorsese Shine A Light, starring the Rolling Stones on the big screen starting April 4th at the IMAX Cinemagic Metropolitan 15 at the 1-94 St. Michael exit (20 min. past Maple Grove,) www.cinemagictheatres.com . . . Lover Boy meets Eddie Money April 6th @ Grand Casino Hinckley . . .  Kansas @ Mystic Lake Casino, April 11th, $25 ticket . . . Thursday, April 17th The Rock of Love Tour with Bret Michaels (of Poison) performs live at Myth w/special guests Downtred & Crash Anthem;  the VH1 cameras will be rolling, get your own chance of fame, be there! Myth presents Kraftwerk on Sat. April 19th  . . .  UFO rocks the Medina Ballroom, Fri., April 18th . . . Carlos Santana w/special guest the Derek Trucks Band @ Xcel, Mon., April 21st . . . With 3M sales on the new disc, Alicia Keys plays Target Center with Ne-Yo and Jordin Sparks on 4/30 . . . “I Wanna Take You Higher” w/SLY & the “new” FAMILY STONE, direct from the Golden Gate city of San Fran, the one and only funk-king, and yes he will show up, May 2nd @  First Ave, -last seen at the 2006 Grammy Awards . . .  Dolly “boom boom” Parton rescheduled at the Northrop Auditorium on May 7th . . .  Van Halen is Back! or are they? Eddie’s health not doing so good! . . . Coming Ace Frehley of KISS on his Rocket Ride Tour 2008 is at First Avenue, 6pm show, 18+ event, stay tuned! . . .  Megadeth – metal giants @ Myth headlining the Gigantour on May 9th . . . Progressive Nation 2008 feat. Dream Theater & more May 12th . . . Rush! May 22nd @ Xcel Energy Center . . . Detroit Michigan’s Finest, Kid Rock Rock ‘N’ Roll Revival Tour with a special appearance, May 24th at Target Center with Peter Wolf (of J Geils Band) & Run DMC, -love the new KR hit, “Amen” . . .  May 27-June 1, Monty Python’s Spamalot @ the Orpheum Theatre . . . Panic at the Disco w/Motion City Soundtrack & more, May 27th @ Myth . . . Zappa plays Zappa feat. Dweezil Zappa of course, Friday, June 6th at First Avenue  -www.zappa.com . . . The 2nd Annual True Colors Tour featuring Cyndi Lauper, The B-52’s, Rosie O’Donnell and more June 9th @ USBANK Theater at Target Center in support of the Ture Colors Fund . . . Kanye West & RHIANNA @ Target Center June 11th . . . Apple River Country Splash in Somerset, WI, June 19-21 feat. LeAnn Rimes, Clint Black, Gretchen Wilson, Sara Evans & more . . . Joe Cocker with a little help of his friends, The Steve Miller Band graces Target Center July 3rd . . . July 10-13 Rocklahoma! Opening night features Bret Michaels, more info forthcoming! . . . revisit Woodstock vets, Crosby Stills Nash at Orpheum Theatre Friday, July 11th . . .  July 23rd – Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers w/very special guest, Steve Winwood @ Target Center . . . Grateful Dead members Phil Lesh and Mickey Hart & too much coolness to mention (60 acts in all) to perform at this year’s 10,000 Lakes Festival at Detroit Lakes Soo Pass Ranch July 23-26 . . . Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, Sugarland, Neal McCoy, Kenny Chesney, Billy Ray Cyrus, Little Big Town, LeAnn Rimes & Rascal Flats already confirmed @ this year’s WeFest.com in Detroit Lakes, Aug. 7-9, 800 493-3378 . . . Melissa Etheridge The Revival Tour 2008 –Aug. 9th at O’Shaughnessy Auditorium in St. Paul . . . Dave Matthews Band & the Black Crowes at Alpine Valley Music Theatre Aug. 9-10 . . . Second announcement made public for the MN State Fair -Miranda Lambert, Aug. 25th Dierks Bentley in scheduled on the 27th . . . the GOP/Republican Convention to be held in St. Paul, Sept. 1-4 with LeAnn Rimes under the sheets with a private show at Trocaderos on 9/1 . . . Former Allman Bros Dickey Betts & Great Southern re-scheduled @ Medina Ent. Ctr. Oct. 25th . . . Celine Dion @ Target Center Oct. 30th . . . Former Twins Johan Santana pitched the Mets opener, the start of a 7 year $150.75M contract Go Twins, even if we don’t win, we saved some cash!!  In sports, Randy Moss signs on for a 3-year $27M contract with another run with the Patriots, oh shit.  Also Brett Favre retires from Green Bay, bye bye.  As for Packers management, “Now what do we do?” hee hee . . . Watch out for a black Hummer in Laguna Beach, CA, Richie Sambora, Bon Jovi guitarist was arrested for drunken driving . . . Will the snow ever go away, madder than hell!